Red Railroad

The act of a woman dragging her menstrual, bloody labia across a person

"I gave Billy a red railroad across his face, and he was mortified. High five, sis!"

Undergrad Railroad

When cops show up at a party and partygoers organize an evacuation for underage drinkers.

"Shit, the cops are here. We need our biggest, most diplomatic friend to delay them at the front door while the rest of us get the train rolling down the Undergrad Railroad."

underground railroading

The act of scissoring assholes and transferring shit from one anus to the other

Guy 1: "What did you two do last night?"
Guy 2: "We were underground railroading until our asses overflowed!"

railroad lag

Some asshat typing in continuous ######## into a chat room window until the room becomes so slow that it no longer works.

Jack: Yeah, we can go find some-

Jill: ######################## (repeat forever)

Jack: Fuck you, you're stopping the fucking chat with railroad lag!

Jill: #################### (repeat forever)

-chat then freezes-

railroad hot

I woman that is a 1 in real life but when surrounded by Railroad employees suddenly becomes 6 points hotter on a scale to 10

Totally made out with Beth lastnight...
Dude wtf is wrong with you she's railroad hot!!!

Railroad Latte

A Hot Drink produced by mixing cheap/burnt coffee and powdered hot chocolate, consumed usually in a foam 16oz cup.

Gonna go and make me a railroad latte before shift starts

railroad luck

when every time your car goes over railroad tracks you tuch the window/roof of car and pick your feet off of the ground for good luck.

ah railroad tracks"........"dammit i didnt make it in time"........."i guess you wont have any railroad luck ):

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