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mom: dinner is ready !!!
child: coming!
child 2: ... wheres the dinner?
mom: it will be ready in 5 mins
Being the Up most savage in the room , the point In the night where u are no longer sober and are capable of running threw a brick wall with a giraffe on your back like a stealth bomber
Killed your 30th vodka red bull at 1130 pm and you put a giraffe on your back and send it straight for the the brick wall at this moment your a stealth bomber “ready to roll”
Ready to throw down with a bitch
When she said my boyfriend was stepping out I told her I'm Sittin' on ready.
When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.
Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.
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The best buck a beer you can get in Canada. 5.5% to get you drunk just that little bit faster. Is brewed in Niagra Falls, Ontario.
Fuck your shitty Lakeport, send on a next James Ready.
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Created by CDPR to crush every Mans hope and dream to see a game come out.
When this phrase is used, you might as well forget about it. It's not coming this year.
if the owner of the game ever says this, its gonna take another 2 years to open up. maybe even until 2077 in case of CD projekt.
you: It's been six years, CDPR, give us CYBERPUNK
CDPR : when It's ready.
you: *dies inside*
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A term used by a bunch of teenage incels that were too unathletic to compete in regular team activities such as soccer, basketball, or football and so they attempt to make up for their shortcomings and disappointment to their parents and peers by posting the caption "meet ready" on their story typically followed by random thirst trap type emojis. This very unappealing and unattractive behavior is most often exhibited by mediocre swimmers, cross country, as well as track and field "athletes" in a last-ditch effort to proclaim that they want people to care for them and their petty "sport" as they are extremely deprived of the regular attention actual athletes at their shitty watered down highschool receive. Although this term may come off as a joke or ironic, it is sadly not ironic and is the only way these so-called "sports" and their self-proclaimed athletes receive attention.
Typically while arriving at their venue to "compete" you will notice a team selfie on their snap story exclaiming "Hey look at me I'm an athlete and play sports too!" also known as the term "Meet Ready"
On their snap story it will read: "Meet Ready" or "#Meetready"