Remember Lads, Subscribe to Pewdiepie

The words uttered by a man in his car before he sadly shot up the Christchurch mosque, killing more than 50 people.

Car: *Beep*
Brenton: "Remember Lads, Subscribe to Pewdiepie."

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I don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

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Remember son dying is gay

A joke reference to an old animation of TF2 Red Soldier's father saying that dying is game over an anime background.

Father: "Remember son dying is gay"
Son: "Yes Father"

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why do you remember that?!

A (usually defensive) phrase used when someone brings up something embarassing or something you wanted to have forgotten and you want to divert the subject from you to them

Devin: Hey, Carol do you remember that time you tripped and faceplanted right into my locker? ;) Carol: Why do you remember that?!

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I remember MY first

Phrase spoken when someone is acting childish, with specific mention of what the person is acting childish about immediately after the phrase is spoken. It is designed to draw attention to what the person is acting childish about in an attempt to get them to stop acting childish.

1. *person 1 is playing flip cup with 1/10 of a cup*
Person 2: I remember MY first beer

2. *person 1 is playing hockey and over celebrates after scoring a goal*
Person 2: I remember MY first goal

3. *person 1 gets a text message and is overjoyed that someone sent them a message*
Person 2: I remember MY first text message.

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I don’t remember asking

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

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Nope don’t remember didn’t happen

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.

“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”