When a male has his dick in a girl while she is on top of him and giving someone else a blowjob (usally used during a threesome).
This girl was doing a back saddle last night.
Describes a sanitary towel.
She is currently riding the rag saddle. - She is on her period.
Shithole town in New jersey consisting of idiot drivers who don't respect people, nice people who don't pay attention to anyone, and at night it becomes a raceway.
It has very strange and strict laws such as, you aren't allowed to have concrete in your yard and trees are allowed unless it offends a karen or something
A wonderfully hilarious name for one’s asshole. Synonyms: butthole, farter, turd cutter, dumper and cornhole.
Damn Bertram, Ethel was looking so hot last night, I would have crammed it in her saddle masher
A Smooth Saddle- When a girl doesn't have a vagina. she has nothing, it's like a "smooth saddle." therefore; she is a smooth saddle. From the TV Show, The League.
It didn’t happen to me, but in high school, we definitely convinced a guy that his girlfriend was a smooth saddle. This went on for months. Then he finally got in her pants and came back saying, “You know, I think she is a smooth saddle.” And we were like, “Uh huh! We told you!” Then it was, like, another few weeks when he was talking to a teacher about it, and they were like, “What are you talking about?!” It was one of the greatest moments of my life.
When you are having intercourse with a Siamese twin and one is sucking your dick while the other is eating your ass
I just did the Siamese saddle with These two twins.
A maxi pad, especially one with wings.
If you're going to the store, would you pick me up some panty saddles?