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When you cover your dick in pickle relish and go partly limp just before ejaculation so it's like a wet green amphibian in her vagina.
Dude, I came pickle juice and was half-limp. She just loves a good Cincinnati salamander.
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A sexual position in which the female lays face down close to a body of water while the man mounts from above and wiggles his legs in the water violently.
"I gave Sally a lazy salamander last night... my toes got pruney."
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Tits the look like Michael Douglas
Oh my god nick herrmann has salamander tits
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a moistened or wet piece of toilet paper or tissue that is used to soothe the butt hole after dropping a burning painful duece.
I just took the biggest crap I ever took. My asshole is burning so bad, I need a salamander sponge.
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An observant, pretty creature that can exhibit cougar-like, impulsive behavior. The Crazy Salamanders have very sensitive ears and are allergic to flea bites. When they feel their young is threatened, their first instinct is to go for the nipples.
Chelsea: Would you call me an observant, pretty creature?
Brandon: No, I'd call you a Crazy Salamander.
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The act of egging a house or other dwelling. The term originated in the town of Mapleton, Iowa, where it is commonly used in, among other areas, to this day.
Let's pull a greasy salamander on Ricardo's house tonight!
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When you spread the lips of a vagina and discover there is a slimy, sticky ooze coming from it... and eat it anyway.
"What happened after I left last night?"
"Your girlfriend came onto me and I encountered the pink salamander"
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