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An individual who partakes in the smoking of salt
The foil from sev was made for the saltines
a person who doesn't talk and is extremely boring and doesn't show emotion, but somehow everyone loves them
That girl is such a saltine. How does she have a boyfriend?????
I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.
uninteresting, bland and boring.
Saltine Dust was said by Jessica Day from New Girl S5 E2
So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys
Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
Mike coxlong: hello my name is mike I want a hotel
Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?
Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄
Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM
Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE