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Who you become when you leave an especially heroic turd down someone elses toilet. It won't flush, so you vanish into the night. A daring escape.
"Urgh! Which of you is the Scarlet Poopernel!? Learn to flush!"
A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Red Bandito is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.
The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.
the best rugby team ever better than the ospreys
llanelli scarlets are the best
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A man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina while she is on her period after performing anal sex. The penis looks like a bloody piece of wood.
I was giving it to her up the back side when I slipped into troubled waters. She was on her rag and gave me a bad case of Scarlet oak.
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Queen Scarlet is the most evil , wicked and vile dragon in history. She was killed in traditional one-on-one combat for the throne by her daughter, Princess Ruby.
Queen Scarlet is the worst character in Wings Of Fire
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A redneck.
Sometimes abbreviated to "nape", for short.
To be used as a euphemism when one wishes to belittle or mock such caucasians in their presence, without running the risk of being lynched or sodomized.
"No, I do not watch NASCAR, my fine Southern friend, as I am not a scarlet nape."
Upon entering The Boar's Nest bar, Harold and Kumar quickly realized they had entered the domain of the scarlet nape.
As it was Friday night and Lynyrd Skynyrd was in town, the napes were out in force.
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Most... boring... book... ever, by Nathaniel Hawthorne
I guarantee you, you won't be able to stay interested long enough to read just five sentences of this piece of shit. It's nothing but paragraphs that are one page long, talking about a bunch of crap that you can't understand, which leaves you thinking "ok.. now where the hell is all the fun stuff?"
"In fact, this scaffold constituted a portion of a penal machine, which now, for two or three generations past, has been merely historical and traditionary among us, but was held, in the old time, to be as effectual an agent in the promotion of good citizenship, as ever was the guillotine among the terrorists of France." - Passage from The Scarlet Letter.
Seriously.. does that sound interesting to you?
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