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A hand gesture in which you pinch someones entire face, as if to "squish" it.
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Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time
Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.
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Adjective. Most commonly used instead of scoot. To move a little bit in a direction.
Scrump over a little bit
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Having sex with a larger fat white man.
Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!
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Someone's couch, usually a friend's or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of sex at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.
Dude, I got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. Natalia and I had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or... Dude, no way I'm sleeping on that thing, that's the scrump couch!
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