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An ordinary looking, seemingly average girl/guy you kind of know through friends or work. They hang out, seem amicable, but never really stand out in any particular way. You might even talk shit about how boring they are... until you find out they're a world class Spanish guitar player, NASA engineer, capoeira instructor and trendy nightclub owner, all while dating a Swedish supermodel.
"Hey, have you met Dave?"
"Dude, Dave sucks. The guy is like wallpaper."
"Yesterday he bicycle-kicked a beehive into a KKK meeting."
"HOLY SHIT."
"Yeah, he's a secret badass."
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When you think a lady has average or smaller than average tits, but upon removing her garments you find she has much more than you expected.
Christ, Samantha has secret tits! Those things are huge!
A Facebook page created by an anonymous student from John Abbott College in Sainte Anne De Bellevue. Biggest leading cause of procrastination. Commented by trolls, butthurt kids, jac royalty and others. Lots of thirsty people.
"Man did you read jac secrets today? Some guy was thirsty."
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Beer which you have either rediscovered, or have in your possession without knowing its true origins. Typically a cheap beer. Typically left over from a forgotten party. Sometimes found in a hot car, or exposed to the elements for additional flavor enhancement.
"Hey, Sean brought up some secret beer from his car"
"Ugh! How long has it been there? And... can you pass me one?"
Victoria's Secret is some incredibly awkward fact that would publicly humiliate Victoria or irreparably harm her business were it revealed.
Victoria's secret is that no one over thirty fits into her stuff.
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When a Transgender Female hides the fact that she possesses a penis from her friends or partner
Friend1: hey dude, your girlfriend's got a face like my uncle
Friend2: yeah im starting to think she's got a Secret Hotdog
For most men, this is the front of their underwear, right alongside their junk, which is most accessible when quickly shoplifting a steak.
I watched him grab the meaty, high-end filet mignon and speedily squirrel it away into his secret steakpocket where most folks were unlikely to notice its otherwise obvious, almost obscene bulge.