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When you think a lady has average or smaller than average tits, but upon removing her garments you find she has much more than you expected.
Christ, Samantha has secret tits! Those things are huge!
A Facebook page created by an anonymous student from John Abbott College in Sainte Anne De Bellevue. Biggest leading cause of procrastination. Commented by trolls, butthurt kids, jac royalty and others. Lots of thirsty people.
"Man did you read jac secrets today? Some guy was thirsty."
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Beer which you have either rediscovered, or have in your possession without knowing its true origins. Typically a cheap beer. Typically left over from a forgotten party. Sometimes found in a hot car, or exposed to the elements for additional flavor enhancement.
"Hey, Sean brought up some secret beer from his car"
"Ugh! How long has it been there? And... can you pass me one?"
When a Transgender Female hides the fact that she possesses a penis from her friends or partner
Friend1: hey dude, your girlfriend's got a face like my uncle
Friend2: yeah im starting to think she's got a Secret Hotdog
Victoria's Secret is some incredibly awkward fact that would publicly humiliate Victoria or irreparably harm her business were it revealed.
Victoria's secret is that no one over thirty fits into her stuff.
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For most men, this is the front of their underwear, right alongside their junk, which is most accessible when quickly shoplifting a steak.
I watched him grab the meaty, high-end filet mignon and speedily squirrel it away into his secret steakpocket where most folks were unlikely to notice its otherwise obvious, almost obscene bulge.
verb. To have relationships on the side, or to have sexual relations without one's friends having knowlege of the encounters.
noun. The person who acts as the significant other in said events.
Example 1
Friend 1: I haven't seen Pete around on the weekends lately. What the hell is he up to?
Friend 2: I think he's getting some secret ass.
Example 2
It wasn't 'till months later that Pete finally got up the courage to introduce his secret ass to his friends.
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