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to make fun of one person with a series of comments by one or more people. To relentlessly ridicule someone over small things such as stupidity, ignorance, poor decision making(such as sleeping with that lagoon creature the other night), or being vary capable of missing sarcasm.
Hillary: It was probably a stupid story anyway...
Frankie: Then it would be perfect for YOU!!
Justin: Damn, why don't you just have a Roast Session?
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This is a term frequently used by people in Houston,Texas. It means to talk about one in a negative way in order to promote good humor, laughter, and/or strong feelings of dislike towards a person.
Ray: We about to chop his ass.
Demetri: Uh oh,do I smell a chop session coming on?
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Specific time frame in which felatio is performed. Sometimes abbreviated 'dome sess'.
After our dinner date, she gave me a nice dome session in the B.K. parking lot.
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•Meeting between the House of Reps and Senate.
•Gathering of Marijuana Smokers
Man, i got a kind bud J, we gonna have a Joint Session tonight.
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A term originating in military recruit training, which refers to an intense physical training session, usually initiated as a form of punishment for minor infractions, where one or more individuals typically do rigorous physical activity until exhaustion and/or muscle failure.
Bro, it was a total smoke session last night after drill sergeant Wilson caught Roberts sleeping during fire watch!
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A time dedicated to complaining, griping, bitching, moaning, and gnashing teeth. Generally a group activity, in which the participants complain about one evil or annoying person, or about their respective S.O.s, ex-S.O.s, families, professors, bosses, etc. The name derives from the verb "to bitch" as in "to complain loudly and profanely", not from the noun "a bitch", thus the participants may be male as well as female.
"Looks like Jim and Bob are over by the water cooler having a bitch session about the price of Gasoline."
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(n). A long, droning speech given by someone who talks but doesn't listen. Oft, the listener tries to escape but has to be polite and smile.
2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.
3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.
Hey Tom! I tried calling you the other night. YOu weren't in. Sorry, man, I got caught up in a bullshit session.
I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.
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