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What happens when you try to release some gas from your ass but it ends up being oil. (sharting, sharted, shartfull)
I lifted my cheek to let off some gas but instead I sharted in my drawers.
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A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.
Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)
Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.
On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.
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when you try to fart and a lil shit comes out.
pronounciation: she-art. but really fast, loud, and southernly retarded.
o lord i think i just sharted in my pants.
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\shärt\ n 1 : a fart, or any form of flatulence, in which fecal matter, in any state is released 2 : the physical remnants of a shart
\shärt\ v : the act of sharting - sharted - sharting
1: "What was that?" "A shart." 2: "It smells like shart in here." 3: "I've got to shart!" 4: "I just sharted!" 5: "Yes, that's me, I am sharting."
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When you have to shit really badly and you let out a fart thinking that you'll be ok, but really shit comes out with the fart.
Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.
"I didn't make it to the bathroom intime and I sharted."
"Gross."
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When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.
After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.
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When you try to fart and shit your pants.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.
Son of a bitch, I just sharted
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