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A tiny dinosaur that likes to pretend he is a turtle. His shell is really an acorn. He has his own comics and is usually wondering why humans do something like eating lots of noodles when he can only eat one because he's so tiny.
Holly: Did you see that new comic?
Jane: Yeah! Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur is so cuteeee!
Holly: It's so awesome!
young sheldon is a tv show that nobody watches but still it gets reviewed for another season
Idk a single person who ever watches young sheldon beyond those elderly old aunt
"Sup bro, whatcha watching?"
- Young Sheldon!
"Blink if you need help cus that ain normal"
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When you piss of her friends and they throw shoes at you.
You made Heather mad now you get the dirty sheldon.
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Alex pittroff: Wanna smoke some ganj at the c?
*the next day*
mason hart: yOU SmoKEd ALl OuR KuSH LasT NigHt aT tHe C?
sheldon williams collegiate
Sheldon High School is the best school in the Elk Grove School district. Although it it highly over populated, it still kicks Elk Grove's ass.
person 1: Hey why's there so much traffic
person 2: oh because city planners suck and no one knows how to drive.
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The worst possible name that can be given to any child of any gender.
Dorchus Hore - actual participant in the Salem Witch Trials.
Dorchus Sheldon Hore - has the initials DSH. And the middle name Sheldon.
To this date, thank God no infant has been cursed with this name.
"Hate kids? Name yours Dorchus. Dorchus Sheldon Hore."
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