and shit

A "filler phrase"
When you become too lazy to finish a sentence or you just realize you dont want to finish the sentence.

Also used when a more important matter must be expressed. substitutes points of ill importance.

"so I was mowing my lawn and shit then this fucking guy lets his dog shit on my lawn"

"Oh I was out with the guys.
girlfirned: What did you do?
"Oh you know we went to the bar and ..
you know the bar and shit. Hey how about that Sea Biscuit movie! wanna go see that?"

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it's a shit

Phrase used to express regret about an unfortunate situation.

"Dude this weather sucks."

"I know, it's a shit."

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The shits

When you got diarrhea, or liquidy crap about to spew uncontrollably.

"I got a bad case of the shits!

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shit as

The ultimate definition of shit. When something is so preposterously shit, this can be used to express your disbelief and/or opinion.

Riv: "Have you been to that new club in town yet?"
Dan: "Yeah, it's shit as."

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Riv: "Did you hear about Joe being dumped by his girlfriend?!"
Rob: "What? That's shit as."

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shit

South Harmon Institute of Technology

In the movie Accepted,the fake college was called shit

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and shit

an addition to what your saying.

I bought my shoes today and shit.

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No Shit

A witty but slightly over-used comeback when someone states the obvious. Works well when someone is making fun of themselves to be funny. Responding with "No shit" makes them feel appropriatly stupid.

Dude 1 - "Haha I'm such a sped!"
Dude 2 - "No shit."
*Dude 1 tries to think of a comeback*
Dude 1 - "...So, how 'bout them Red Sox?"

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