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A Shlong is a rather long dick especially when not erected.
Can be in the way, between the Man legs when he is walking.
-We could see that dude's shlong through his cyclist pants, I'm telling you!
- Wow it must of been so awkward Sofia.
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A penis so long you can tie it in a knot.
Bruh, my shlong is longer than yours.
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1) The nonscientific, and more commonly recognized name for a grossly huge, long and slimy...banana slug. A particular variety found in vegetable gardens throughout the continents capable of devouring much vegetation in a short amount of time.
2) Human penile envy in comparison to the undeniable resembalence of the banana slug to a mans penis, aka, wishful thinking, minus the green shade in color
1) Farmer John: "Dang-nabbit! Those @#*& shlongs have cleaned me out of my cucumbers!"
2) after Farmer John has taken a closer look: "Holy cucumbers, zucchini's and everything else longer than 5 inches...if I only had a shlong the size of THAT!...why, wouldn't Martha be one screamin happy hag!" (*chuckle-chuckle*)
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a pigs shriviled limp dick after a drive by shooting.
when the pig shot at the gang members and they shot pack his shlong shiriviled up and all the niggers laffed.
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