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the act of having sex or getting head
Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.
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Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
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What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.
I had one NICE ride on that shlong.
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a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.
mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love
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Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Aka: Sarah T
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.
I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!
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extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs
Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!
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