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Something that you just shouldn't look up, no matter the reason why. Trust me you don't want to look this up!
Person 1-"You know what You Should Not Look This Up on Urban Dictionary"
Person 2-"yea... Totally"
What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"
She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
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A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag
Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.
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Someone who reminds somebody else about something he forgot to ask.
How did you won that Pastry contest?
Funny you should ask.
I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.
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The saying that a person is about to use before going off on a three-hour monologue about something that happened to them that you accidentally brought up.
You: How is your dog
Person: Funny you should ask
*3 hours later*
Person: that's how it all happened
You: can i go now
Anyone who annoys you, bothers you, or hinders your ability to live a complete and happy life. People who should die are people considered by society to be less of value as themselves.
people who should die are those that club baby seals.
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A phrase spoken by a man to a woman when he wants to be punched in the face.
Man 1. I can't believe she punched me in the face! My nose is bleeding.
Man 2. What did you say to her?
Man 1. Nothing! I just said you should smile more.
Man 2. Dumbass--that's code for "punch me in the face, please."
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