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Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.
Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder
Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)
Chewing on them knees lads
Sophie: You are my fellow shin shredder
Melody: Going down to Equifest to have £50 a round my fellow shin shredder?
A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.
I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .
A woman who trys to suck dick and her sharp teeth keeps scratching your penis cause she won't open her mouth more
So what happened with domonique
I had to leave her alone can't be with a female who can't suck dick its 2019
Fucking shredder mouth
Man, Jonathan is such a cheese shredder! I hate him!
A medical condition which affects the arm of elite class guitar shredders; usually caused by playing alternate picked 16th notes at speeds in excess of 250 BPM for extended periods of time. The condition is incurable and is usually accompanied by nerve pain and stiffness in the arm, hand and fingers.
James and Rob have been stricken with Shredders Arm due to their inhuman picking abilities.
A half-tard who wears belly shirts. Also known as a shredder
Hey Kombat look at that muppet shredder doesnt he look goofy!
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