When your family tree is a little wonky and forms more of a shrub/bush shape.
My family tree looks more like a shrub, a family shrub.
A abnormally small and girthy dick
Man, yesterday Kyle had a shrub dick in class
An incredibly small and big bush of pubes
I eat ass. But Kyle had such a shrub dick yesterday morning.
The Kudos Investment Management Global Diversified Fund is a Shrub Fund.
a murderous dickwad that is probably trying to be edgy but idk
"oh god i hate him." "who?" "that murder shrub."
Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.
Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.
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