SKIP

1) What little girls do when they play.
2) A name for a rave dance.
3) A name for a drill in Chinese martial arts.
4) To be absent from.

I didn't study so I'm gonna SKIP skool tommorow as if it was going to make a difference!

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Honey Skip

The dime piece that you roll with

"Yo, let’s pick up some honey skips in New Castle, it’s gangster as hell"

skip tracer

A skip tracer is a professional who finds information on a hard-to-find person, locates a defendant that has failed to appear in court or is on the lam, or hunts down someone who has "skipped" on a contract, lease, or obligation.

I'm going to hire a skip tracer with your Christmas bonus to track down the guy you had the affair with so I can tell his wife - Postsecret, 12/24/06

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skip the wagas

To skip any part of a date that is normally required because of social convention (e.g dinner, Netflix, small talk) that delays sex

"Where do you wanna go for dinner?"
"How about we just skip the wagas and go back to mine?"

skip square

Someone who is missing out on an activity everyone else is enjoying and/or being a debbie downer.

-Derived from drug culture, someone who would buy a tab/square of LSD that was skipped over by the dropper used to apply the drug onto it. Therefore that person is missing out while their friends are tripping.

"Last week John acted like a total skip square at the party, standing by himself while everyone else was chillin'"
"You hear about Brandon buying a sheet of blank paper thinking it was acid? lmao what a skip square"

clit skip

when someone gets in the way of you scoring, getting a date, etc.
much like cock block but for girls

I was trying to talk to Nick the other day and then Michael totally clit skipped me

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Skip Bayless

A person who often talks without thinking or says something controversial only because it's against the norm.

"The Godfather part 3 is the best one"
" Man get this Skip Bayless out of here" "

" I think Captain America could beat Thor"
" Calm down there Skip"