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1. (Noun.) A tree pedophile / person whom makes sexual references and chooses actions that seem awkward at the time but innocent when looked back upon. Sloth Bitches are white chicks who pretend to be whores.
2. (Verb) To Sloth - to slowly walk along side another individual and grasp them with your legs and arms (hands in a closed fingered and cuffed position) while making a small and throaty wailing noise. Commonly used with middle school attention whores.
3. (adjective) A way to describe someone who is weird as fuck but is so fun to be around.
1. HEY MOM, CAN WE GO SEE THE TREE PEDOPHILES?
Person 1: Dude, did you see that bitch ask me about my man boobs?
Person 2: She was a total sloth.
Person 1: What a sloth bitch.
2. Student: Hey teacher, is it okay if I sloth you?
Teacher: AHHH HELL NO
3. Omigod, Courtney, you are totally sloth.
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An extremely unnattractive female; see Sloth Caboose
"Damn that fatty out front the movie theater was one sloth-ass bitch."
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a person in the 'doggie style' position whilst leaning one's chest on their back with arms dangling down, much like a sloth.
I looked over and Cam was full slothing this chick.
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Dense slow moving fart that give you to to exscape the mustard gas effect.
I dropped a sloth in the isle way at the grocery store, the guy behind me walked through the sloth and choked and gasped for fresh air as the potent fart filled his lungs.
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The slowest animal ever, it moves so slow that mold grows in its fur. They only go to the bathroom once a month because of low energy and they listen to ac/dc. They are hunted by the harpy eagle. They are about the size of a small dog, they either have 2 toes on each hand or 3. They come in many different colors from grey to a blondish color. they hang upside down in rainforest trees. To defend themselfs they use their sharp claws(toes). Sloths have very different facial features, a light color in the middle and the eyes are outlined in a dark color with a dark nose.
Okay so i made up the ac/dc part but sloths still rock. Save the rainforest, save sloths!
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Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.
Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."
"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."
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