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A shit talking rude asshole who don't give a fuck.
That guys a real Smokey Bishop.
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A person who lies with ease and finds comfort in it. The person may even continue to lie when presented with the truth in cold, hard facts. Getting them to admit he or she lied can be nearly impossible. See ‘Compulsive Liar’ or ‘mythomania‘.
Even as Sarah spoke it was hard to believe what she said since she was known to have Smokey eyes.
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1) When having sex with a girl doggy style, the man lights a cigarette and puts it out on her back so it leaves a burn. Then right as he's about to cum, he'll jizz on the burn spot to cool down the burn.
2) When having sex missionary style the man lights a cigarette and sets her bush on fire with the cigarette, and then puts out the fire with his jizz.
In both cases after the burn/fire is put out you must say " Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"
"Man I caught her bush on fire, and totally went Smokey The Bear on her Ass"
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Smokey the Badass is the replacement for the old 'Smokey the Bear'.
He has a hook for a leg and his Badassery is unmatched by other bears like Yogi and Winnie.
He urinates pure fire.
I'm badass.
You know who's badass? Smokey the Badass. He pisses fire on forest fires. 'Badass' fire beats fire.
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A girl performing oral sex on a guy while he is taking a shit and smoking a joint.
Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!
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Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.
My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.
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A small group of self-righteous Discord Raiders who like Star Wars and Ninjago. The typical Smokey Clan member's sense of humor is on par with an edgy Middle Schooler.
Person1: "Ugh, Smokey Clan tried to raid my server"
Person2: "Those morons again?"
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