Random
Source Code
Random
The art of jizzing in a baseball cup while wearing your pants.
Got to the game early and saw the Shortstop in the dugout giving himself a blundy soak before the game.
A derivative of "soaking" or the "mormon soak" which is used to obviate the restrictions placed on pre-marital sex. In this case, a male performs a standard "soak" (where he places his penis inside of a female and just lets it sit there aka "soak") and has a third individual jump on the bed which facilitates sex like motion. To be clear, this is still not sex, and both individuals are still classified as virgins even after hours of jackhammer soaking.
Greggy C: I'm taking this wicked hot cowgirl home tonight but she wont let me bang her because she is a virgin
RB: Yo man I got you, I'll come over so you can give her the jackhammer soak and you'll still be virgins
Greggy C: I LIKE THAT
dozy, forgetful, slow witted, of limited intelligence, a day dreamer
someone who is, or appears to be, partially (hence 'half') drunk
'Jack never remembered things he had to do; he was so half soaked he'd forget his head if it wasn't screwed on..'
14👍 4👎
to ejaculate on a woman during a sexual encounter
Man, when i was banging that girl last night, I stepped back and super soaked that ho!
315👍 160👎
When an overly heterosexual male receives a minor injury on a manly job, then reports the incident to his supervisor or co-worker he jokingly says he must go home and soak it inside her, as in have sex with the wife to alleviate the minor and trivial pain.
Crab Fisherman 1 : Shit i cut my hand on all these crabs out here in the dangerous Bering Sea.
Crab Fisherman 2: Don't be a pussy i have a bunch of those cuts all over my hands from 12 hours ago
on my 18 hour shift
Crab Fisherman 1: I dunno man , I think i need to go home and soak it in cider
Crab Fisherman 2: Yeah me too
10👍 3👎
Smoking weed while in the bath tub (not to get clean, it's just fun as hell).
Similar to a wake and bake, it's extremely relaxing. Just don't drop your weed in the water!
(texting)
Kevin: brb I'm going to soak and toke.
Caton: WTF?
7👍 1👎
When a females pussy isn't just wet, it's really really wet.
My girls pussy was soaking wet from her masturabtion while giving me a blowjob before my cock even entered into her.
131👍 66👎