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The stereotype that all girls that play softball are dykes and are butch-like. The stereotype is kind of true, kind of not. (mostly true though)
"She's such a softball dyke, she loves softball AND girls"
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A condition that makes you think your child is better than every other girl on the field. It's so severe it will actually make you crap talk a small child just to make you feel better about your kid.
That lady is talking trash about that 5 year old! Don't worry she's just a softball mom!
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An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.
Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.
Doing an underhand motion whilst slapping someone with great force
He used the softball slap and almost broke his neck!
A bat used to hit big yellow balls
A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls
An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.
Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)
A girl that can get down and dirty if she’s lost a game u don’t wanna mess with her.good body and loves a baseball player big butt
She’s a softball girl
Well duh I like her
softball girl softball girls
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