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the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires
Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...
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The soft ring around a person's waist that comes from smoking pot and getting the munchies regularly.
Mathematically:
(Bonghit + 4 bags of chips, bowl of ice cream, 3 cookies, slice of cake) x daily = belly hangs over pants
"Hey, I'm getting a stoner spare, these pants stayed buttoned last week... Pass the french fries!"
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The "ring" of fat wrapping around the mid-section, caused by lack of self-respect and being abused as a child. -used to roll oneself down hills when tired.
Hey you there, I just got a flat, can I borrow that spare tire on your waist?
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A woman that you use when your old one is getting repaired or you are waiting for a new one.
Him: so i thought you and christyna were together
Me: nah man she was a spare tire.
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it means someone who hangs with a group and never does anything, they just hang around like a spare tit.
what r u doing here u spare tit
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the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants
faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size
good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants
These pants really accentuate my faloner.
That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.
She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.
Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.
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The fifth person on a double date. Similar to the third wheel.
John was a spare tire on our date last night. It got especially awkward when he started taking pictures of us.
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