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When doing girl from behind, pull out right before you cum, proceed to cum into your hand and then threw your cum into her face while screaming "Spiderman!"
Barbora is upset because Filip did the Spiderman with her last night.
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When semen hangs from the penis in such a way that it droops down and attaches itself to the inside of the leg.
Mostly occurs while urinating after sex or masturbation.
Jon - "Oh man, my dick totally did a spiderman last night"
Joe - "Shit dude, spidermans suck..."
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An extension of the penis showing game as seen in the movie "Waiting" It is where one does a handstand while being completely naked outside of a door or around a corner in anticipation that someone will walk out and see them. The consequence for looking at their junk is 10 kicks, while calling them a homosexual for staring at your nuts.
Biz: "I'm going to get Nellis with the Spiderman"
Larry: "Do it, he's about to come out of the bathroom."
Nellis: "Ahhh, dude that's foul!"
Biz: "Why are you staring at my nuts fag?!?"
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When a guy ejaculates while laying his dick along the inside of his wrist, pretending to be spiderman.
dude, I was so spiderman last night.
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Most of these are right. But after you do the *thwip* web thing and throw cum in her face, you have to jump out the nearest window and shout "Crikey". Otherwise it's pretty weak.
Spiderman, sex, thwip, window, crikey
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Some geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.
He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.
But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.
Spiderman is cool because he can fight Chuck Norris
"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"
"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."
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