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to take a dump or shit.
After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.
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to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.
be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.
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Latest boyfriend/girlfriend. Not a serious relationship.
Matt: I've got a girlfriend.
Sarah: Ah, your latest squeeze?
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(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.
Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."
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The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.
After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.
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The act of mutually groping another person. Generally more on the pg-13 side of things, but can also be used to describe more overtly sexual gropings.
She was the first girl I ever played Squeeze and Squish with.
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It is a gay or straight maneuver, but the electric squeeze is when you put your testicles into the partner's anus. This causes a squeezing sensation that will electrify your nutsack.
"Can you give me an electric squeeze again?"
"Yes, I love that maneuver!"
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