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The topic of an email, usually unsolicited, which provides its recipient with investment "advice."
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is exposed to millions of invvestors? It Takes Off!!!
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Syml: QCPC
QCPC is involved in the exploding OEM sector
and is set for tremmendous gains.
We called this penny-stock on January 11th and by the 12th it was up 78% at $0.49!
The company has a book value of $1.20 and with the upcoming
news release and the wide-reaching prromotion
we expect it to meet or exceed the $1.20 mark!
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A telephone conversation skill that involves giving the impression of listening to one's interlocutor's monologue while actually focusing on a separate unrelated task that demands all of one's conscious attention. This technique allow one to focus on one of the myriad tasks that demand our time in this Information Age such as checking email, reading product labels, console video games, television subplot hermeneutics, etc.
The effective Stock Footage skill set includes (at least):
1. Subliminally registering important words,
2. Following the tone and cadence of your partner's voice while ignoring its content,
3. Judiciously interjecting soothing phrases when appropriate,
4. And, (the most expert skill) responding to the dreaded "Are you even listening to me?" or somesuch query by reconstructing from one's subconscious mind enough of the meaning of the fellow communicant's narrative to prevent a highly undesirable incidence of Color Bars.
In the following example, Speaker B is engaging in Stock Footage:
Speaker A: "...and so she says to me 'no way' and i go 'you've GOT to be kidding me' and he goes 'no you DIDN'T' and then they both started in again with the, you know, and I was like so... "
Speaker B: "So.. what?"
Speaker A: "Embarrassed, you know? Are you even listening to me?"
Speaker B; "Yes, of course, they were at it again with the same old same old can you believe it?'
Speaker A; "I know! And then she was like..."
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A person who has been made fun of because of his or her dumb actions.
She was the laughing stock in class when she farted.
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Something of great importance to chemistry experiments
Mike: "What's that?"
Colin: "THE STOCK SOLUTION"
One who obsessively checks the price of recent stock purchases, to the point of losing contact with friends and family.
Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.
Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.
A variation of the "Eiffel Tower". This move requires two males and one female. The males shall be dressed in business suits. Unlike the Eiffel tower, instead of high fiving, you will shake hands and look each other in the eyes in agreement. Upon completion of the Stock Exchange the males will check their watches as if late for a meeting and leave while the female is left to clean up the "paperwork".
Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob walk into a room. Ms. Jenny was bent over a chair. Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob unzip their slacks and insert their penis' into the respective holes on Ms. Jenny which were agreed upon previously. When both gentlemen are inside, they shake hands until they have completed the transaction of dumping semen into Ms. Jenny. Stock Exchange complete!
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Buying and selling pieces(stocks) of a company's overall worth. The stock holder owns a piece of the company and is paid a portion of the company's profits every year or quarter year, based on the number of stock they have. Because stock prices change often, you can also make money by buying a stock at a cheaper price than you sell it for.
Jason was stock trading online and bought 1,000 shares of stock from Microsoft, for 20 dollars each, investing $20,000. Two weeks later, Microsoft shares are worth 25 dollars each. Jason can sell them for a profit of $5000.
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