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Eating something that causes your stomach to have the worst pain in your life.
Girl: Man, that pizza we had last night was a stomach bomb!
Guy: Oh, I didn't feel anything
Girl ......
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A stomach with well developed abdominal muscles
Wow, your abs look great! We saw you this afternoon and we don't remember you having an over-sized washboard stomach!
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When your stomach, or intestines, make a sound that resembles a fart.
To be a true stomach fart, you must feel it happening
*fart noise*
Guy 1: Dude, did you just fart?
Guy 2: No, but my stomach did
Guy 1: Oh must have been a stomach fart. What did you eat?
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When your stomach hurts 'cause you ate something sweet.
Sophia: You want a brownie?
Alex: Uh, sure.
15 minutes later......
Sophia: Wow, those were good, huh?
Alex: Yeah, but I have a freaking sweet stomach!!
The type of sickness (real or fake) you get when you don't want to go to school.
Dave- Hey why weren't you at school yesterday?
Jack- I got school stomach and stayed home.
Something so funny it’s hurts in the stomach
Kim: “did you see that comedy video I sent you?”
Jim: “I sure did Kim! It was a real Stomach Kicker/Stomach Kickers!”
The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"
"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"