stroke

The movement associated with throwing a ping pong ball in beriut.

Wow, that was a nice stroke!

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No-stroke

-A lack of performance in the bed, such as one like will johnson.
-Also used as an insult to tell someone that they are no good in the sheets.
-Also known as the "Will"

(There are signs to know if you have no-stroke)

-If you have ever thought you had a "vicious stroke". Odds are you don't.
-If you can only get with girls half your age or quadruple your size...odds are you have no-stroke.

-Damn! He just said you got "no-stroke"! You gunna let that shit slide?
-Boy your dick was weak as shit. You got "no-stroke"! Man your stroke was as bad as Wills!
-Damn she said your dick was like "will"?! You have "no-stroke"
-DUDE YOU HAVE "NO-STROKE". "Well I think my stroke is pretty vicious."
-I so would hit that chubby white chick right there...you know Imma chubby chaser...Yea thats all you can hit...real women don't want a guy with "no-stroke".

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Stroke

A person that waste a salesman's time.

"This stroke came in to the dealership and wanted to test drive 4 cars and isn't looking to buy until next year."

"I spent 2 hours with a stroke fuck-face customer today."

"What a stoke"

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Stroke

a person lacking much intellectual capability and makes a simple mistake.

Guy 1: dude, my girl really broke up with me because my parents took my phone.
Guy 2: WHAT THE HECK!! she's a stroke bro, homies will be glad to have you back.

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The strokes

A group of homosexuals from New York who think they’re cool because they’re trapped in a musical era that time forgot, and with good reason. Many emo kids think that they’re hip by listening to the "the Strokes" but are simply pandering to the notion that you have to be outside of the mainstream in order to be good. A complete lack of originality and talent, don’t waste your time listening to The Strokes because the Rolling Stones did it better, and they did it 40 YEARS AGO.

Emo Kid: Do you want to listen to the new "The Strokes" album? I got it on vinyl because I’m so hip.

Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.

Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)

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stroke

some one bullshitting you,not being compleatly honest

that guy says he got a hot car? dude! he's stroking you! he got a moped!

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stroke

N: Used to describe a person who hasn't a clue. Metaphor for not even being worth the entire act of masterbation, only a small part therof.

"Buddy is asking out my x-girlfriend"
"He's such a stroke"

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