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An utter failure.
Can I crash on your couch? My attempt to make toast this morning was a Trumpian success. I burned down the entire apartment complex. Several of my neighbors died in the fire. Apparently toast is a myth, and nobody can really make it.
A total waste of a class that teaches the student how to type for half of a semester. For the rest of the semester you are stuck filling in packets that are word for word of the DMV handbook. Pros of this class include: easy texting, a great time to complete unfinished homework, and getting credit to get a driver's permit.
"What elective are you planning on taking next semester?"
"Skills for success..."
"Aw, that sucks!"
"Yeah, I know."
Guy's version of the Walk of Shame. Guys have no shame, but getting laid is always considered a successful night. Not having to wash your own sheets or clean up is an added bonus, especially if she made you breakfast. Can be spotted by dude giving high fives to random people on the street at 6am.
Dude high fiving random stranger: "Dude! Fuck yeah!"
Random stranger: "Congratulations, I guess."
Passerby: "Looks like the Stroll of Success to me! Woot!"
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a very prosperous colony of "crabs" or pubic lice living happily within your forest
J3: Man I got a bad itch "down there" and I don't know why
Nate: hmmm …sounds like a bad case of "success in the bush
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A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.
Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.
Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"
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to be extremely successful while being obsessed with Epik Highantonyms: epik fail
Shane: While I am a Epik Fail, you, Hanna, are an epik success.Hanna: Yes, i am.
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A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage
After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden
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