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When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.
J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.
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A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.
They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!
Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*
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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
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a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:
1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis
variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."
person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
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Why the fuck do you look this up bitch. You don't have a fucken dick you piece of shit.
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Where u fuck someone so hard your dick gets smaller
Jake:suck my skinny dick
Hoe:uh too hard
Jake:oh no my dick got smaller
sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.
step son;hey mommy
mom; wanna suck my dick
step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick
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1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.
2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'
Nick: you can leave my room
Bailey: suck my middle dick finger
Nick: no thanks
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