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When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.
Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!
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When the girl tells you she's a virgin right before having sex but you wake up the following day(s) and find out she gave you an STD.
Don't trust that lying slut or you'll wake up with a virgin surprise.
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An Arizona Surprise is when you piss in an Arizona bottle and give it to someone to drink. Preferably a person who enjoys Arizona Green Tea.
William: "Ay let's prank that Asian kid over there"
Austin: "Yo grab that Arizona bottle and make an Arizona Surprise"
William: "Ight"
The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.
Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim
Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn
Sex in the reverse cowgirl position while eating a Tim Horton’s doughnut, but SURPRISE, it’s cream filled. Just like you.
I was telling my discord moms about how I got the ol’ Canadian surprise last night.
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When a woman's breast look small when she is wearing clothing; however, when she removes her shirt they are surprisingly large.
I thought Sarah had small boobs..but dude, she has surprise titties.
During the act of analingus, the recipient of the act releases explosive diarrhea onto the givers face without prior notice.
I didn't think salad tossing could get any better, but last night when you gave me that ovaltine surprise, it really made my dick rock hard.