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The act of two men slapping cocks together in the fashion that represents sword fighting
Dave likes to play Beef swords with random dudes at the bar
Species of human (usually male) who keep real Swords in their house mostly for show and occasionally for demonstration/fantasy Role playing at Anime or Renaissance festivals. Easy ways to identify a Sword Guy are a pronounced attraction to Anime Cosplaying and The Syfy channel, As well as being over the age of 22 and still being into Yu-Gi-Oh and Naruto.
Ex. He wears that headband from Naruto out in public. He's Such a sword guy.
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The act of two males attacking each other with their penis'. The goal is to either hit the both of the other persons balls or until they forfeit. Typically played erect.
I walked into the room and caught Logan and Matthew sword fighting on the bed.
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the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis
"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"
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Slapping boners together. An activity friends of any sexual orientation partake in. One way to play this game is to see who can hit each others balls with they're penis a certain number of times. This can be between two perfectly straight males. It's a game, a fun way to bond
John: "hey Robert, interested in a game of sword fighting?"
Robert: Hell yeah dude, I haven't done sword fighting since I was a young chap, let's whip them out and battle bro!"
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An RPG developed by Whiskeybarrel studios and eGames.com.
You play as a pirate that had their ship wrecked by a mighty storm and end up on an island called Doomtrek.
Doomtrek has a brutal arena in which you must defeat other combatants to the death for gold and fame. You use gold to purchase weapons, armor and other necessities that increase your survivability and better the chances of defeating the champions in the arena.
The game lets you taunt, beat, shoot, mutilate and, among other things, completely disembody opponents of their limbs and ultimately, their lives. It's quite gory and relentless. If you die, you die. You have to start over.
There are other installments of the series which include:
Swords and Sandals II: Emperor's Reign
Swords and Sandals Crusader
Swords and Sandals III: Solo Ultratus
Swords and Sandals IV: Tavern Quests
Swords and Sandals V: Grail of Antares
Swords and Sandals V: Redux
Most of the installments of the series are home to many game-breaking glitches. For instance, in the second installment, even on the full version, some players aren't able to save their characters. In Swords and Sandals 4, the game breaks over the simplest of player interaction. The first one, though, is legendary and if you're into rogue-like action RPGs it's definitely worth checking out.
Guy1: "Swords and Sandals is the worst game that I've ever enjoyed."
Guy2: "Real shit. First time I played it I thought it was one of the ugliest games I've ever played but for some reason, I couldn't stop until I slaughtered the last champion."
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master sword: apply directly to forehead.
every time Link beats gannnondorf he plunges the master sword into gannon's forehead
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