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Cubeworld

To Cubeworld is to promise someone, or many individuals, the whole world for a small investment, give them a small fraction of what you promised and then go ghost for the remaining of eternity with your newfound wealth.

Guy1 in 2012: "Dude, Cubeworld has so much promise! I'm very excited for what Picroma has in store for it! I'm buying early access as we speak!"

-6 years later-

Guy1 in 2019: "My patience astounds the average Joe. I'm still excited for the next update even though the last update was 6 years ago."

Wolfram von Funck: -Laughs in Opulence-

| Guy1 has effectively been Cubeworld'd |

by Movianne February 21, 2019

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Swords and Sandals

An RPG developed by Whiskeybarrel studios and eGames.com.

You play as a pirate that had their ship wrecked by a mighty storm and end up on an island called Doomtrek.

Doomtrek has a brutal arena in which you must defeat other combatants to the death for gold and fame. You use gold to purchase weapons, armor and other necessities that increase your survivability and better the chances of defeating the champions in the arena.

The game lets you taunt, beat, shoot, mutilate and, among other things, completely disembody opponents of their limbs and ultimately, their lives. It's quite gory and relentless. If you die, you die. You have to start over.

There are other installments of the series which include:
Swords and Sandals II: Emperor's Reign
Swords and Sandals Crusader
Swords and Sandals III: Solo Ultratus
Swords and Sandals IV: Tavern Quests
Swords and Sandals V: Grail of Antares
Swords and Sandals V: Redux

Most of the installments of the series are home to many game-breaking glitches. For instance, in the second installment, even on the full version, some players aren't able to save their characters. In Swords and Sandals 4, the game breaks over the simplest of player interaction. The first one, though, is legendary and if you're into rogue-like action RPGs it's definitely worth checking out.

Guy1: "Swords and Sandals is the worst game that I've ever enjoyed."
Guy2: "Real shit. First time I played it I thought it was one of the ugliest games I've ever played but for some reason, I couldn't stop until I slaughtered the last champion."

by Movianne February 21, 2019

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Bucketfucklol

The only word in Runescape that doesn't get filtered if your chat settings are set to filter profane language. You can't say "Bucket Fuck Lol", BUT you can definitely say "Bucketfucklol". Anyone who has profane language censored will still see "Bucketfucklol".

YeOleNite: "bucketfucklol"
SomeSquare123: "I have my settings set to filter bad words... Why am I able to see that?!"
YeOleNite: "Cause bucketfucklol"
SomeSquare123: "Reported"

by Movianne February 21, 2019

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Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

by Movianne February 21, 2019

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