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When a drunk person forgets how to English and tries to take the piss with his his drinking buddies
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a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool
Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.
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RW: She wanted me to take a bite out of grime.
RS: What were her exact words?
RW: EAT MY ASS!
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A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.
Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"
Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."
When a man gets a vasectomy.
Bullets = Sperm.
A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
1.used to describe taking a woman out to dinner, a movie, etc. and then making out with her.
2.used to describe hitting a woman/knocking a woman unconscious/killing her while in the middle of a makeout session (or even sex), usually with a knife in the back,karate chop to the back of the neck or a candle stick to the head. Although it rarely is, the expression can be used by both genders. This can be seen in horror movies such as Basic Instinct.
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Q: What did you and Karen do last night?
A: I took her to a movie and got some make out take out
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(While watching a horror movie)"That guy just pulled a make out take out on that girl!"
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