Tally Pipe

Stage II of the Possy Pumper set up. Usually adds 234 hp at the ground on most cars. See Possy Pumper

Wow, those Tally Pipes sure do make a difference...

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Tally wack

When you slap someone across the face (usually female) with your penis.

Bill: "Hey Dorithy mind if I tally wack you"
Dorithy: "Sure Bill go ahead"
Bill: "SMACK BITCH" ^_^

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Thomas tallis

Tallis a school full of skets especially in yr 8

"Yoo did that girl from Thomas Tallis give yu uck den like she said"

"Ye it was maud look ima yung buck only yr8"

"Rahhh what yr she in?!"

" my yr looool"

"Mad unoooo"

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Tally Torpedo

This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.

I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.

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toe tally

An informal way of saying the word "totally" in conversation. The word itself, a separated compound, is designed to stress the pronunciation of the second syllable in "totally."

Greg, I must say, this sandwich is toe tally awesome.

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talli whacker

dick penis shlong

look at that little talli whacker

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Dick tally

A way for a whore to keep track of all the cock she has rode.

Hey Suzy, my dick tally is way up after last night. My vag is killing me!