Taters

The release of a fart with various textures, but always with a deadly aroma.

I have just released Taters. Said in a Yorkshire accent.

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tater

n. A fatty outgrowth from the bottom of the buttocks, usually larger on one side and potato-like in appearance, and only found on extremely overweight individuals. Truck/lorry drivers seem especially prone to possessing them.

Whoa, that hee-haw is so fat, he's got a tater the size of a football!

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tater

A male getting head reffered to in yung joc's cd

yo dog i got some tater in the front seat of the hummer

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tater

slang for "tattoo"

that's quite a tater ya got there, Keith

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sack of taters

A child whom you put to bed over a hour ago found hiding in their parents bed..

Oh goodness is that a sack of taters or is that Staci Dee?

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whiskey tater

Those who describe whiskey as their hobby and the silly things they do in pursuit of bottles of whiskey; mostly driven by fear of missing out, lack of knowledge or the need to post 'impressive' unopened bottles on social media. While not relegated to those new to whiskey drinking and collecting, “tater” activity tends to be strongest with that group.

That whiskey tater camped out overnight at the liquor store for chance to buy a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon.

He started his own blog so brands would send him free sample bottles of whiskey; what a tater.

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Channel the Tater

A good way to remember how to say Channing Tatum's name in the proper order.

Oh yeah that movie had Tatum Channing in it right?

Its Channing Tatum, remember Channel the Tater.