tax

another word for porking

hey man, i am going to tax you girl

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Taxed

verb, or noun.
To get high when smoking spice. The legal and effective pot substitute that does will not show up on a U/A. Its a plant like substance that you can buy legally at smoke shops, where you pay tax at the time of purchase.

"got taxed last night, laughed until i passed out."

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for tax

posting or sending a picture on social media then asking “for tax” to get a picture in return

I’ve posted a cute picture of my dog for tax.
Take a look at my cute family for tax!
Here’s a picture of my wee wee for tax 😎

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tax

A portion of money stolen from one's income under the guise of helping everyone.
Something every democrat and liberal and progressive is deeply in love with.
A sexual favor given as an exchange for having to put up with some stupid woman thing.

a. "We really need to study the flight patterns of the blue bellied sap sucker because it might cure cancer, let's have a special tax" said the democrate legislator.
b. "Anyone that doesn't support my special blue bellied sap sucker tax is an angry right wing bigot that hates little kids and minorities" said the democrat operative to the reporter.
c. "My wife made me go to the mall all day" said George "but, don't worry, she's going to pay a tax tonight after the kids go to bed."

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tax

Tribute paid to a tyrant.

Government taxes account for a third of the typical American's income. No wonder the wives can't stay home and take care of the kids!

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Taxed

1)To legally steal. Used among friends to ensure items of value.

Eg: Seats, food, game controls, drinks

2)Exactly like Yoink, or Stolen, except this is fresh.

B Rad: Man this is a good biscuit
*Bettsy steals bisuit and shoves it into his mouth*
Bettsy: Taxed! (Through a mouthful of biscuit)

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tax

To take something of value from someone because they owe you money, most likely because you fronted them a bag of shit and they have been dodging you for payment. In most situations possessions are taken through force and violence.

dopefiend 1: I saw (insert name here) at the casinos, they owe me money, let's go to there house and tax their ass.

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