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Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.
WFE: Honey, we need to talk.
Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.
When two people constantly miss each others phone calls, emails or text messages.
Why are we playing Technology Tag today. I called you and missed your call. I texted you and missed your return text and emailed you and you have not responded.
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as seen on boondocks:
"nigga technology" is when a technological gadget is useless and ment to waste your time/money.
"WAIT man, i needa send this text message to my girlfriend"
"damn man, thats nigga technology."
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When a person listens to too many techno and house songs.
Look, That guy is shuffling! He must be a technologic.
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Design and Technology, or 'DT' is a subject that a student will take, thinking it will be useful, and a fun learning experience. Then they will meet their teacher, and they will wish they had never been born. Like the creepy gnome in your friend's garden, they will glare at you when you are not looking, and say dodgy things about you in front of the whole class. Design and Technology involves a lot of hard work, and strict deadlines, however most students do not survive long enough to discover this.
This is often due to suicide - as a result of taking the course, murder - of the teacher, or mass murder - homicide for the sake of the entire class.
"He committed suicide out of despair and insanity." "Must have been a Design and Technology student."
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Technology love is where (usually) a man resorts to playing with technology, speding thousands on computers, and buying new gadgets because he can't get a woman
Adrian had a massive technology love. He had lot's of computer hardware. But unfortunately he couldn't get a woman.
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Usually the newest of newest technology in Niggerworld, is a spear, a stick, bone ornaments, rope necklace or a leaf skirt!
Nigger technology may have evolved since 2000 years, but the evolvement is pretty unnoticeable.
I was in africa, and I found the latest gadget of nigger technology. A broom! Old hag was trying to teach me how to use it, since it was the only broom in town!
I was in africa, and I found the latest gadget, and the newest of newest of nigger technology:
An old hag was trying to teach me how to use it, since it was the only broom in town!
Of course, nothing can beat whitey's laser guided missiles, rockets, chemistry, nano biology and nano technology.
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