all in

From www.holdempoker.com

Betting all your money on one hand, usually moronically.

You go all-in with a queen high and some cowboy hat wearing jew busts you with a pair of threes.

'Garry, should I go all in with a pair of sixes?'
'Yeah, go for it'
....
'FUCK. I hate you. This is all your fault.'

'Did I see you with Miss Johnstone earlier?'
'Yeah, I went all in'

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all in

Abet placed in poker when a player is letting the other players know that he will put his whole bank in to continue the game even though he may not be able to match with the other players have.

"I'm all in man, lets go, my royal will kill you.Ha Ha!"

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Alle

Alle is a rat. The rattiest rat in the sewers. If you spot an Alle, make sure to call pest control right away! We do not need these rodents running around town. You will never meet someone as ratatious as Alle.

Person 1: Do you see that?

Person 2: Ew whats that?

Person 3: That's an Alle!

Person 2: Call pest control right away!

Person 1: Im on it!

Alle: DKMMM
Alle: LMAOOOO

Alle: WYMMMM

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be-all, end-all

greatest, tightest pussy you've ever had in your life. Never get sick of it. The beginning and end of all pleasure on earth. Gay guys, you wouldn't understand.

Damn, Jody's pussy is the be-all, end-all. Kara's was uber-tight, but I couldn't get it in all the way, so I'll never know what it feels like. My loss.

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All In

All In is a group where you have a Dad. A dad is your biological Male figure in your life. All In consists of rich people with Dads.

Elijah, Artese and Jordan are All In, they must have dads.

Alfonso, Ben and Nick have dads, they must be ALL IN.

Xavion and Duriel dont have dads, they aren't All In.

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The All-In

The sexual act of inserting both the shaft of the penis, as well as the testicles into the woman's vagina.

Dude, her snatch was so big, I pulled The All-In!

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all in

A quite Hilarious Term used commonly in poker, and sometimes used in real life situations for a good laugh. to be all in, is to show all your chips to the players at the table, to take A GIANT risk. With all your chips in, you could very well get your ass handed to you.

Hugh: Im all in, pocket twos.
Raymond: I'll raise your all in, with a 5, 8.
::ANOTHER SITUATION::
Gunthair: Im all in
Steven: What....? Hurry up and finish your dinner son
Gunthair: I'll show my bluff
Steven: Son, are you okay? Are you on drugs
Gunthair: Yeah I got a garbage hand, i'll fold.

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