Random
Source Code
Random
(Noun) A phenomenon that happens when, while seated and taking a dump, the toilet water splashes onto your asshole, expediting the cleaning and wiping process as if you were using a French bidet.
AKA, Mexican Bidet
Dump-taker: Dude, I dropped a rock-solid deuce yesterday and got such splashback, my ass has never been cleaner before wiping.
Dump-taker's friend: Ah, yes - the classic Dutch Bidet. Why bother renovating the bathroom when you can get one of those?
20👍 6👎
When taking a large shit and it hits the water with such force that the water comes back and splashes your cornhole.
Victoria had chipotle for lunch and multiple alcoholic beverages the night before. The combination of beer shits and chipotle had her prairie dogging until she finally reached the toilet. While unleashing the cracken on the can, the shit splashed the water with enough weight for the water to splash back up and hit her butthole. To which she reacted, "Ah how refreshing, the ole accidental bidet."
10👍 2👎
The spout of water that comes up from the toilet and hits your ass when a turd plops into the water.
"I was just in taking a dump, and I had a pretty good american bidet from that gigantic poop."
18👍 5👎
The act of giving someone a rim job after they have produced fecal matter with the intent of removing all poop from their asshole so that they do not have to wipe, as a bidet would do.
Matt: Eric just ate shit worse than a Russian Bidet!
28👍 11👎
An alternative to toilet paper which involves sticking your arse out the window on a rainy day and letting the rain clean your behind.
The World Bidet is way more fun than toilet paper
When a classy whore is giving you a blumpkin and, after finishing you off, licks your asshole clean so you don’t have to wipe.
I was winning big a poker and rather than waiting to get cleaned out the casino offered me free drinks and unlimited Vegas bidets for the rest of my stay.
Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.
She is sooo hot I wish I could be her human bidet.