An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.
"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."
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Perhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to wash your ass after usage of the toilet. It's a common fixture in European countries(and I wish in the US) . Basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some TP. No muss, no fuss.
My hotel in Spain had a bidet and a toilet in the bathroom
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instrument resembeling a miniture bath or large urinal, used to cleanse excrement from ones filthy posterior
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A very clever and hygienic idea. Originally made for women in their period that were to lazy to take a shower.
But you guys don't know that it is also a masturbation device. I strongly recomend this to anorgasmic girls.
It works this way:
1.sit down without underwear,
2.regulate the warm shower,
3.slightly move to find the correct position, I mean, on your clitoris or close to it... and hum! wow... that's pretty fast!
-- Vicky, get out of there I really gotta piss!
-- *in the bathroom* Leave me alone! I'm cleaning my cunt! Ooooh yeahhh!I love the bidet!
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a hose to wash ur ass after you take a shet. extremely soothing
i started to use my bidet after ever shit and i never felt any cleaner!
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After tagging a girl in the ass you piss on her arsehole to clean it up.
So I'm balls deep in the hookers ass and I gave her quick bidet to clean it up.
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