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When You Put A Crushed Up Cookie Inside Of The Asshole And Lick It Up With Milk In Your Mouth
Albert Used Cookie Monstering To Get A Delicious After School Snack
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A scary ass looking dyke who's liable to tear apart her fine ass lookin' girlfriend's sweet sweet candy hole.
Look at that cookie monster over there with that fine assed lookin' bitch.
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the random guy that always brings cookies to school... and makes u envy the fact he didnt offer u any
"did u se j?" "yeah and he didnt even offer me a cookie" "wat a cookie monster"
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When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.
Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!
Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.
A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.
Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!
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A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.
Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.
a person who has eyes that look around the store
the old man who works at a hot dog stand has cookie monster eyes