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Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.
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Joseph Garcia the sexiest man to ever live. He is athletic, has the biggest muscles, is very popular at school, and has every girl falling for him. His nicknames consist of Joe, Joey, and Joe Cool. His favorite sports are baseball, and basketball. The reason people like him so much is because he is very kind to everyone and isn't a douche bag. Although he does mess up sometimes he always seems to fix the problem. He's also known for having the biggest wang 9 inches to be exact.
Girl 1: Man Joseph Garcia is so hot he always treats everyone right
Girl 2: He even has a 9 inch wang!
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n. Socialist Peruvian politician running against wack-job Humala
Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s
During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.
Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.
Ollanta Humala or Alan Garcia - Either way Peru is fucked
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A madass spanish footballer
Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain
-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
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Fat. Just so so so so so so fat. like super huge mega colossal fat.
“He looks like a Benjamin Garcia”
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The best most loving person a internet star. He is awesome with girls and loves to have sex he can do any girl in the world. He is the most hottest football player of 2008-2009
he is the best! go Edward garcia !
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A short funny person that will never fail to put a smile on someones face he put heart into everything he does and is always down to hang no matter what he is goated at basketball cause he just is. But he can pull any girls like that but he doesn't try.
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