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Joe: Wow is that Lewis?
Sarah: yeah he has a huge cock
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A guy who’s sister will always get herpes in a foreign country. Lewis will cry about it a lot
Oh you’re lewis right? You’re sister must have herpes, go cry about it bitch
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Lewis is a fruity mf. Fruitiest mf you will ever meet. No one is as fruity as him. Next year he'll be in the Guinness World Records for being the fruitiest person alive.
Person 1: I'm fruity lol
Person 2: Yeah but Lewis is fruitier
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An Little Big That is Really Fucking Annoying That Also Has Autism.
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Joe: Wow is that Lewis?
Sarah: yeah he has a huge cock
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Lewi is the best person you'll ever meet. He's tall, handsome, and sweeter than any chick flick ending you'll ever see. He's funny and has a million stories to keep you laughing all night long. He's a great conversationalist and loves to make you love yourself. He knows everyone deserves respect, so he gives it to you. He's the perfect picture of a person and if you ever meet a Lewi, don't let him go. You'll never find another. He will make your life instantly better when you speak to him, and you'll never get enough of him. Lewi is the love of your life. The guy of your dreams. Lewi is perfect.
Lewi is the best person you'll get the chance to meet. And if you do meet him, don't let him go.
Lewi will always be lewi, his honesty and respect are his strongest personalities.
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A big-headed moron who usually thinks he is better than everyone else, but actually he is a low-life who says he gets bare shags but gets either nine or some but the girl doesn’t enjoy it. His penis is small it’s microscopic and he usually looks like an animal (a small yappy dog like a pug or chihuahua). He is also dumb.
Lewis: don’t I look like (says a good looking celebrity’s name)
Other person: no not really
Lewis: how fucking dare u I have a big dick and get bare shags u fat ugly twat
Other person: fine u do
Lewis: omg thank you
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