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waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017


save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow

have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?

by bluea May 8, 2024


Milkman

Is i man who can produce milk in many was. There is a 90% chance that he has clapped your mother

AYO BRO, THE MILKMAN CLAPPED YOUR MOM BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by Rengokus..crusty.eye August 15, 2021


Milkman

A man who breastfeeds babies

The mother died in child birth so the father became the milkman for the newborn.

by hungryhungryhiphopanonymous May 23, 2019


Milkman

A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.

Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.

by Professional Educator September 21, 2020


Milkman

People who get paid by the hour and milk the clock

Shane Vanweort is the milkman of mccafams

by Adkrcowboys9488 December 27, 2018


Milkman

A milkman is a person who milks a cow and or women to gain profit

I am a milkman and my wife helps my business

by Cyanide and suicide July 14, 2018