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a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all
woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it
A girl that just kisses the tip of the penis instead of actually sucking
Jenna was a woodpecker she bent down and gave it a little kiss
Synonym for a Blow-job.
A dick is referred to as 'wood' and 'pecking' is kissing.
I got such a great woodpecking from that beautiful woman last night, it was crazy.
Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.
Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!
/ˈwo͝odˌpekər/
verb
1. The act of teasing a partner with repeated kisses on the tip of their dick to increase arousal;
2. Using the tip of the dick to tease the arousal of a partner by touching it near their genitalia, but not penetrating.
Gina was hot and bothered by Peter's woodpecking.
When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.
"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"
taking on the persona of a woodpecker at night with your male partner, especially when he is dead tired.
This could involve any of these four actions, usually in this order: 1) asking deep, eerie, emotional questions and demanding answers like a persistent woodpecker 2) wearing a hard-billed hat and poking vigorously along your partner's forehead until he answer your questions 3) making a pseudo woodpecker beak with your two index fingers pointing out from your face and woodpecking his mouth then sucking and licking his lips and mouth as if searching for food until he answers your questions 4) giving him a woodpecker-themed blow job if he hasn't yet smothered you
"Dude, why is your girl so smothered and dead?"
"Oh, last night she thought woodpeckering was life-worthy behavior."