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Assassin Phone

1. A phone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

2. The ultimate phone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.

"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin phone!"

by Assasin phone CEO August 27, 2007

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Silk Assassin

A cat like female - a femme fatale - moves with grace and cunning, but beneath the surface lay dark and dangerous motives, a master plan that only she knows about.

She weilds the powers of seduction and no man can withstand her. If she invites you to her bed, you may never wake - but if somehow you do, know this is not a female to be taken lightly.

The Silk Assassin prizes several virtues above all others - honesty, integrity, and intelligence.

Dont fuck with her, or you'll get cut.

Fred says, "Damn, that girl got some sweet boo-tay!"

Jeff replies, "Careful man, dat be some Silk Assassin. You watch yo' mouth or you gonna lose your fuck stick"

by Nixpayn December 7, 2004

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Siren Assassin

A female gamer with a lethal trigger finger.

"I just died again by that Siren Assassin!"

by Blondie-itis December 18, 2009

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Ham Assassin

Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.

I went out to the club and a ham assassin wouldn't stop flirting with me all night.

by Icepick_Trotter October 1, 2016


Assassins Brotherhood

1. n (uh-sas-SIN-s bruh-ther-HOOD) An organisation of assassins that grew from the Middle-Eastern Levantine Order of Hashashin (Assassins). The Brotherhood spread into many parts of Europe by the Age of Renaissance (1400-present), and eventually into the Americas shortly before the American Revolution. It differs from the Order in that members are inducted instead of being born into the organisation. The Brotherhood also helped spread the Renaissance through their ideal of free thought.

Assassins are renowned for their signature weapon, the hidden blade.

The Brotherhood was led into the 16th century by Ezio Auditore da Firenze, an Italian-born assassin who took into the Brotherhood as a child of seventeen after the murder of his father and two brothers. The execution was ordered by the spanish Templar Grandmaster Roderic Llançol i de Borja, who later became Pope Alexander VI. It was revealed that Ezio's father Giovanni was an Assassin.

The Brotherhood (and, indeed, the ancient Order) is opposed by the Knights Templar (now known as Abstergo, inc.) because of their ideals of equality and free thought. They will continue to fight against the subjugation and power of the Templar until they attain victory.

Notable members include:

Altaïr ibn La'ahad

Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Edward Kenway

Haytham Kenway

Ratonhnhaké:ton (Connor Kenway)

Desmond Miles

Subject 16

"Vittoria agli Assassini."

-Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Gran Maestro dei Assassini

Assassin: Buongiorno, Maestro. I am new to the Assassins Brotherhood and was wondering about what it means to be an assassin.
Ezio: Ah, buongiorno my brother. Being an assassin means that you have sworn an oath to impede the accursed Templars and uphold our beliefs of equality and free thought.
Assassin: Thank you, Maestro.

by Shawn Hastings December 2, 2013


Status Assassin

A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.

-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"

by BMonz January 20, 2012


eardrum assassin

Refers To Someone Who Annoyingly Talks TOO Much. Someone Who Never Shuts-Up.

Joe: Bla , BlaBla, Bla, Blabaabaabaa.

Dude; Will You STFU Your An "Eardrum Assassin"

by DGringo October 1, 2009