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The size of my girl friend after she had our 2 children
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A great masturbating lubricant
Guy: I got some rug burn on my cock
girl: did you use formula 1?
guy: Naw i forgot
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Term often used in gangster rap to mean vodka or any other 40 proof (80% by volume) alcohol.
"hit me up with some of that formula 40"
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THE most god-awful racing series known to man. there are maybe five passes in each race and the most exciting parts are two-second battles between corporate tool drivers. Made even more god-awful by the fact that one man has won all but one races this year.SERIOUSLY, put the daytona 500 and any given f1 race next to each other and guess which one's better?...
Man 1: hey, who do think's gonna win the f1 korean grand prix?
Man 2: who's on the pole?
Man 1: vettel...
Man 2: vettel.
OH MY GOD, THOSE TWO DRIVERS JUST CAME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF EACH OTHER!!!!!""Yeah john, there are going serious penaltys handed out for that. everyone knows you can only follow the leader in formula 1.
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The life of us all
Trek + blaze = Mong
Lets have a trek, then a blaze, then some bare mongage
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A business in which car-makers such as Toyota, BMW and Mercedes compete to gain as much money from tobacco sponsorship as possible. Historically this was achieved by holding demonstrations of cars going round in circles in Europe, but as tobacco advertising has been outlawed it has now largely moved to venues outside of the EU such as Turkey and China.
It has been suggested that there is also racing involved, but due to the complete lack of any kind of excitement that is common to all sports this has been theory has been widely discredited.
Formula One is an advertising campaign for Marlboro.
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A form of automobile racing in which the drivers are equal - no better, no worse - to those in NASCAR. They take the same amount of talent. Geez.
I'm so sick and tired of people saying Formula 1 is so much better than everything else!
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